What do you do when..?

What do you do when....

... your boss asks you for something he/she asked you to do 2 days ago?

... a customer asks you for something he/she asked you for 2 weeks ago?

... your son asks you for another Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle to add to his 12 other Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles eventhough there are only 4 freakin' Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

... your neighbour wants to borrow your power tools for 'a little project'?

... your wife/husband/significant other asks you to do something you can't possibly do after the 8 beers and 7 shots you just had?

Answer to all of the above:

Just fake it as best you can and move on.

P.S. Question - if you (a) believe in a god/deity of some sort and (b) think that by not recycling something you are damaging the Earth, does that mean that not recycling is a sin? and, by extension, does that mean that every single time you don't recycle (even if it is because it is extremely inconvenient) you are committing a sin?

That is of course only relevant if you believe in a god/deity.

See http://richarddawkins.net/godDelusion

Not saying that I agree with Mr. D. (there are some serious flaws in his arguments) but it's interesting nonetheless. Maybe if I'm already almost comatose one day I might take the time to read it...or I might just watch 'The Facts of Life - Season 3 DVD' I borrowed from the library. Gotta love Blair, Natalie, Tootie and Jo - even with the ridiculous episode where Jo decides to start a pizza business in the boarding school kitchen. 1980's racially motivated stereotypical hillarity at its best. See also 'Perfect Strangers' - Balky, Balky, Balky, where are you now?

Ahh Mrs. Garrett, who loves ya baby?

Gotta turn my brain off now and get back to work.

Eat your veggies. Your mother loves you.